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“Full Metal Jack-O’-Lantern” Combat Tee

“Full Metal Jack-O’-Lantern” Combat Tee

Regular price $35.00 USD
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This isn’t your average Halloween shirt — it’s a fire mission.

Featuring a fully kitted ghost locked and loaded with an M16, flanked by a jack-o’-lantern carved from tight-grouped bullet holes, this tee is built for the kind of operator who clears rooms and candy bowls.

The back slaps harder than a burst fire, stamped with:

FULL METAL JACK-O’-LANTERN
CLEARED HOT. NO CANDY.

No tricks. No treats. Just a tactical reminder that some ghosts don’t haunt — they stack bodies.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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